10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!