10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)