10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Poker is for loners.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.