10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs