10 Random Poker Quotes

• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Fish don't eat Nutz!