10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.