10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.