10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.