10 Random Poker Quotes

• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer