10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Fish don't eat Nutz!