10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.