10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• It's Free To Fold...
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss