10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?