10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.