10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen