10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for loners.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph