10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.