10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977