10 Random Poker Quotes

• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Welcome to kicker school
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "No river, no fish."
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)