10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Welcome to kicker school
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer