10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Fold and live to fold again
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.