10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A