10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth