10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• It's Free To Fold...
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth