10 Random Poker Quotes

• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• It's Free To Fold...
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson