10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!