10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery