10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- It's Free To Fold...
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--