10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Fold and live to fold again
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.