10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"