10 Random Poker Quotes

• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05