10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.