10 Random Poker Quotes

• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.