10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz