10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway