10 Random Poker Quotes

Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
"I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
"You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
in the poker game of life women are the rake