10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)