10 Random Poker Quotes

I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
Those eggs smell delicious!
"I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
"My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
if u play for the thrill u are ill
Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
in the poker game of life women are the rake