10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio