10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.