10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves