10 Random Poker Quotes

• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury