10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."