10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.