10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT