10 Random Poker Quotes

• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"