10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."