10 Random Poker Quotes

• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• It's Free To Fold...
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)