10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.