10 Random Poker Quotes

• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.